me:
oh damn I dropped my hot pocket on this carpet. God dammit
you:
remember! you. are. valid.
me:
what the fuck dude help me clean this mess up
you:
you're valid and I love you
some stoner: do u wanna get high
me, an intellectual: yes
Gorgeous, terrifying, illegal hike.
Those are the best kind.
MATILDA IS THE IDEAL MOVIE AND HERE IS WHY
- female protag
- no love story cause shes a six yr old
- bff is a small girl of color
- bechdel test passed in like the first ten minutes
- anti-bullying message
- anti-abuse message
- pro-learning message
- this girl is so smart she can move things with her MIND
- teaches kids that if ppl are toxic, even if they are family, then you don’t have to stay with them
- cute as frickle
- great soundtrack
- happiest ending
- infinitely relatable
these are the facts people
Dads be Like😭😭😭 YEET!
lmao
I’M LAUGHING SO HARD WTF
im weak af
GET THIS THW HELL AWAY FROM ME